Bread is Evil

I have an issue with bread. I often say I am allergic to bread.... it makes me break out in fat. White bread especially, I get giddy on white bread with butter. Like a drug. I eat bread I just know that I have to really watch it. I am insulin resistant so that means I lose weight better on a lower carb/higher protein diet. Whole grains vs processed stuff, no sugar etc... I did great physically on Atkins(I modified it -way more veggies) lost 30 lbs - no headaches, so much energy but ultimately it is really tough to maintain. WW is easier and less withdrawal when I "cheat".

Anyway I have always claimed bread is evil. I have the "stats" to prove this

More than 98 percent of serial killers are bread eaters.

Exactly half of all children who grow up in bread - eating households score in the bottom 50% on standardized IQ tests.

In the 19th century, when virtually all bread was baked in the home, the average life expectancy was less than 55 years infant mortality rates were unacceptably high many women died in childbirth; and diseases such as typhoid, scarlet fever, smallpox and influenza ravaged entire nations.

Statistics show that more than 75 % of violent crimes are committed within 24 hours of eating bread !

Bread is made from a substance called "dough." Researchers have proven that as little as one pound of dough can choke a large animal like a horse. The average person eats more bread than that in one month !

Bread is known to be extremely addictive. Subjects deprived of bread and given only water, actually begged for bread after just two days !

Bread is a "gateway" food item, which usually leads to such items as butter, jam, peanut butter and even ... bacon ! mmmm bacon

Bread has been proven to kill. Scientists have now uncovered alarming evidence that 100% of the people who eat bread will eventually die !

Unattended newborn babies can choke on bread !

Bread is baked at temperatures as high as 425 degrees Fahrenheit ! Don't laugh...that kind of heat can kill a full grown adult in less than five minutes.

96 % of cancer victims eventually admit that they've eaten bread

Sadly, Many bread eaters are unable to distinguish between significant scientific fact and meaningless statistical babbling.

Now to add to this - this baker/artist has made these body parts out of bread. Edible heads made of cookie dough. Yumm. He makes an interesting statement on if we are consuming food or if food is consuming us. He says "When people see the bread, they don't want to eat it. But when they taste it, it's just normal bread," he said. "The lesson is 'don't judge just by outer appearances.'"

Something tells me this bread wouldn't make me giddy eating it.