Anyway since I seem to still be getting hits for the term masturbation I thought this article would amuse. "There's Always Time For Masturbation...."
WOODSTOCK, Ont. - A man who drove up to a Tim Hortons drive-thru while starknaked and masturbating has pleaded guilty to committing an indecent act,saying "fantasy" got the best of him. A female employee at the restaurant in nearby Thamesford took an order for a large coffee just past midnight on Oct. 3,prosecutor Michael Carnegie told court Tuesday.
When the car pulled up to the window, the employee noticed a man alone in the vehicle,completely nude and masturbating, Carnegie said.
The man handed money to the employee with his unoccupied left hand,
court heard.The employee wrote down the car's licence plate number and called police
When the 38-year-old Woodstock man met with police after the incident, he admitted to
doing "a bad thing" and suggested he did it "for the thrill," court heard.
Joseph Priddle will be sentenced Dec. 6.
CP
Okay..... The funniest line-
"The man handed money to the employee with his unoccupied left hand, court heard." Ewwwww.
WOODSTOCK, Ont. - A man who drove up to a Tim Hortons drive-thru while starknaked and masturbating has pleaded guilty to committing an indecent act,saying "fantasy" got the best of him. A female employee at the restaurant in nearby Thamesford took an order for a large coffee just past midnight on Oct. 3,prosecutor Michael Carnegie told court Tuesday.
When the car pulled up to the window, the employee noticed a man alone in the vehicle,completely nude and masturbating, Carnegie said.
The man handed money to the employee with his unoccupied left hand,
court heard.The employee wrote down the car's licence plate number and called police
When the 38-year-old Woodstock man met with police after the incident, he admitted to
doing "a bad thing" and suggested he did it "for the thrill," court heard.
Joseph Priddle will be sentenced Dec. 6.
CP
Okay..... The funniest line-
"The man handed money to the employee with his unoccupied left hand, court heard." Ewwwww.
3 comments:
Ewwwww... ewwww... and she took it! (And ok, I know people have screwed up fantasies but driving naked through a Tim Hortons? You'd think you'd pick some sort place where getting the contents of the cup spilled on you wouldn't result in scalding. Ya know?
well it was handed to her with the unoccupied hand - although i suppose there is no gaurantee that it wasn't occupied at some time. but yes, ewwww.
i must pass this story on to one of my jskool classmates who used to work for the woodstock paper. if he hadn't moved on, just think - he could have had the pleasure of writing that story. heehee.
This goes nicely with the story today about the 18-year-old in South Dakota who was caught attempting to have his way with a mannequin. Weird part? He may have to register as a sex offender for getting horizontal with the dummy.
WTF???
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